What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking?

All of those guys already have boyfriends.

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.

What do you call a whale that isn't wearing any underwear?

Free Willy

Trouser Jokes More Trouser Jokes

What did capital 'O' say to capital 'Q'?

Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!"

What did the Scotsman say when he ripped his trousers?

Och noo, me troosers!

Russell Jokes More Russell Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !