The Spanish Inquisition.
You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."
Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.
Phillipe Floppe Courtesy, my Neuroscience Prof.