Who wears a red suit and knows if you were naughty or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

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Who, me?

Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.

What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

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What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

How many guys wearing turbans does it take to change a light bulb?

Sikhs.

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What wears a bright red suit and knows if you've been naught..or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

What's the best time of day?

The Spanish Inquisition. . . . . . Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.