Who wears a red suit and knows if you were naughty or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

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What's the best time of day?

The Spanish Inquisition. . . . . . Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

What kind of suit does a lawyer like best?

The Spanish Inquisition.