Who wears a red suit and knows if you were naughty or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

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Salesman: Sir, we've been over this, I don't know how many McNuggets it will hold.

Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

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Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear?

None, they go commando.

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What wears a bright red suit and knows if you've been naught..or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

What kind of suit does a lawyer like best?

The Spanish Inquisition.