What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

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What is the difference b/w secretary &amp private secretary?

Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR &amp Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes!

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Why don't women need a watch?

There's a clock on the stove.

Why do you never buy a woman a watch?

Because there's a clock on the stove.

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How did Jared Fogle lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

What do you call somebody who suffers from both depression and trisomy 21?

Down's in the dumps

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What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

Why did the Nevada skunk cross the state border?

To follow the smell of legal dank skunk buds.

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Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

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What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister-Matic

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

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What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after