What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

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What's the difference between a terrorist camp and a school?

No idea man, im just flying the drone.

What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A: A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.

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What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

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They know how to work under the hood!

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What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

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Cause Charlie don't serf.

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Looks like we got a tail.

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You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

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Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

Why is the washing machine so grumpy?

It keeps getting agitated

Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.

Laundry Machine Jokes More Laundry Machine Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back