What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

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What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

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What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

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What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back