What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

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What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?

A pecking order.

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What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!

Whatcha call that?

Head over heels.

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What's grey and goes round and round ?

An elephant in a washing machine !

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

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