What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head ?

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What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

Why did the nun always wear a slip?

Sheer habit.

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Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

What do you get when you throw a rabbit at someone's head?

Facial Hare

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Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?

Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.

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What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head ?

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What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

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