What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head ?

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What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit. I'll see myself out.

What's black, white, black, white, black, brown, black brown, black, black, black, black, black?

A nun on a spit

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What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

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What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

What's grey and goes round and round ?

An elephant in a washing machine !

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What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head ?

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What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

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