What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head ?

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What do you call a nun that works for your company?

Nun of your business.

What do you call a nun that is going for a walk?

A roamin catholic

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What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

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They have two heads.

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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.

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What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head ?

Sister Matic !

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister-Matic