What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between you and I?

About 12 letters

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why was the cookie crying?

Because it's mom was a wafer so long.

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally , cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.

What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What do you call a vampire, that follows the rules?

Draculaw

What do you call disabled people that follow politics?

A special interest group.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: It was supposed to be in place last week!

Why do women make better soldiers?

Because they can bleed for a week and not die.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ?

They can lighten your load !

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.