What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

What's the difference between a black man and a bike?

The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally , cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What do you call a guy dumped by his Asian girlfriend?

Disoriented.

What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

Why do you always follow your instinct when doing trigonometry?

Beacuse you might have secant thoughts and go off on a tangent

What followed the dinosaur ?

It's tail !

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What do you call orange juice that looks like apple juice, but tastes like orange juice?

Juice Jenner. I'll be here all week

What is the dirtiest day of the week?

SaTURDay

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

What's the difference between an 18 year-old girl and a washing machine?

When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes

What's the difference between an 18 year-old girl and a washing machine?

When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.