How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

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What did the pirate say when he turned 81?

Nothing, as he didn't exist. The probability of anyone in that demographic reaching their eighties is particularly low, and an active pirate being eighty one years of age is further rendered a statistical impossibility given that a pirate would need to be above a certain threshold in terms of physical ability.

Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange. . . Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

What's better than swinging a dead baby around a tether pole?

stopping it with a shovel

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

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How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

What does the snowman call his wife?

Snowblower