How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

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What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

How do you stop joint pain?

Turn it around.

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What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?

Dug

How much for the Ice Cream Scoop?

Ma'am, that's a Shovel.

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What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?

A washing machine only takes one load at a time.

What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.

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Why did the snowman smile?

Because the snowblower is coming.

Why was the snowman smiling?

He saw the snowblower coming