How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

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How do you stop joint pain?

Turn it around.

Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.

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What's better than swinging a dead baby around a tether pole?

stopping it with a shovel

What did one shovel say to the other during a recurring fight?

Can we just bury this?

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How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

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How did the snowman get happy?

The snowblower came around

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.