How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why do they call it the Xbox360?

Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away.

What can you say about a car and not a girl/your gf?

It's easy to turn on, and even though it's eleven, I still love her.

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?

Give her a shovel.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.

What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.

Snowblower Jokes More Snowblower Jokes

How do you make a Snowman smile?

Tell him the snowblower is coming.

Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming