Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

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How much for the mannequin in the clown outfit?

Sir, she came in with you!"

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

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Why did the snowman smile?

Because the snowblower is coming.

When is it too cold to build a snowman?

When the frostbite is worse then the frostbark.

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What mustache can an alien not pull off?

A human chu

Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

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Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

How did the snowman get happy?

The snowblower came around