Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

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What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

Who's there ! Alexander ! Alexander who ?

Alexander friend are coming over !

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How do snowmen travel around ?

By iceicle !

What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Pull down his pants.

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What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

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What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.