Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

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What happens when you put the Energizer bunny's batteries in backwards?

It keeps coming, and coming, and coming...

Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.

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What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!

Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes

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How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.

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How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.