How did the snowman get happy?

The snowblower came around

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What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming?

Pork! Pork! Pork!

What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.

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Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

Where does a snowman keep his money?

In a snow bank!

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How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.