How did the snowman get happy?

The snowblower came around

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Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

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Where does a snowman put his birthday candles?

On his birthday flake!

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?

Frost bite !

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How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.