Why did the snowman leave his wife?

Because she got plowed by another man.

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What is a sailor's favorite letter?

From his wife back home

How many pull-ups can you do?

Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.

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Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

What's long and black?

every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet

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What will they now call hormonally-induced knockers on men?

broosts

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

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What did one snowman say to the other snow man?

Do you smell carrot?

Why was the snowman smiling?

He saw the snowblower coming

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Why was the young snowflake so upset?

Because he just watched his mom get plowed.

What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap