Because she got plowed by another man.
He took his wife for granite.
Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.
They both left bodies in four states.
By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
A widower.
They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.
He was kinda flakey
Frost bite !
Because he just watched his mom get plowed.