Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What beverage does Bruce Lee like to drink?

WAA-TAA!

What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

Poison Jokes More Poison Jokes

How do chemists poison each other?

With a Pb & J sandwich

Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

let's jack it.

What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat?

Men, get in the boat!"

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Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.

Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?

To get to the other side.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

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What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

What's the difference between a spitter and a swallower?

10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head.