Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

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Why don't people drink pig's milk?

Because its a bit too sow...

What beverage does Bruce Lee like to drink?

WAA-TAA!

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How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

How do you poison a hipster?

Gluten

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What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ?

He had to get a new goat !

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What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

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What do bees and celebrities have in common?

They're both dying at an alarming rate.

Why did Jesus die ?

He forgot his safe word.

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What do you call a party with 7 girls & 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied