Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

What are they both thinking?

Don't look down.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do Mexican parents and good reddit comments have in common?

They have lots of children.

How many children did Josh Duggar molest?

19 kids and counting. Too soon? :/

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why is a gun better than a woman?

You can buy a silencer for a gun

What's 9 inches long, pink, and women scream when you put in their mouth?

Their miscarriage

Solution Jokes More Solution Jokes

How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.

Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

Silence Jokes More Silence Jokes

What's the difference between a gun and a wife?

You can silence a gun.

What do you tell someone who doesn't like Depeche Mode?

Enjoy the silence.

Evacuate Jokes More Evacuate Jokes

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

Disaster Jokes More Disaster Jokes

What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

What do you call a disaster that only affected shopping malls?

A catashopic.