What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

What's the difference between a group of baboons and our political system?

I don't know.

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

Why do brothels support Hillary?

Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.

What do Hillary supporters call their room mate?

Nurse.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Office Jokes More Office Jokes

What is a long distance love?

It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.

Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office?

They do it right first time.

Hurricane Jokes More Hurricane Jokes

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

A milkshake.

Disaster Jokes More Disaster Jokes

How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting

What do you call a disaster that only affected shopping malls?

A catashopic.