How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

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What did one snail say to the other snail?

It...all...happened...soooooooo...fast

Why did the snail cross the road ?

It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

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How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.

What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

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What do Hillary and Monica have in common?

They both blew it.

What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails

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What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

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What race is the author of Charlotte's Web?

E B White

What do penguins do in a race?

They peng-win