It runs against Hillary.
A. Wheeeee!!!!!
So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"
Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.
Chicken Tenders.
They both blew it.
She's never finished screwing people.
He ran his business on a skeleton crew.
When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!
Because they cant finish a race.
He didn't start off with the right foot. EDIT: Ortography