What do Hillary and Monica have in common?

They both blew it.

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Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains?

He had loco motives.

What kid blows you and gets you all wet?

El Nio

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What do you call someone who supports Hillary?

Paid off.

Why won't Hillary ever pull out?

She's never finished screwing people.

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What do Hillary and Monica have in common?

They both blew it.

How's Hillary's head?

He answers, "Well, she's no Monica!"