How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

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What sound will reddit make when it blows up?

Nothing, it's just a website.

When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts?

During Black Friday.

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Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

Why was Karl Marx against Chinese mutes?

Because he hated the B shu!

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What does it take to finish a race?

More than a Holocaust

What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

Why are manholes round?

They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

Why do black people always finish first in a running race?

There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.

2 Year Jokes More 2 Year Jokes

What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)