How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

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Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much?

Because he is an erascist.

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

How do you figure out how sensitive a man's balls are?

Test tickles

What's a Chinese woman called with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!"

2 Year Jokes More 2 Year Jokes

How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.