Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

Who i am?

Boy: No Girl: I'm The Principal's Daughet. Boy: Do You Know Who i am Boy: Good (Walks Away)

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you get with a corduroy condom?

A groovy kind of love.

Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What is it called when 5 girls get into bed with one guy?

A "no one will ever believe me".

What's the most believed oxymoron?

Peaceful muslims

Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

What is that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Imagination.

What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

Sight Jokes More Sight Jokes

How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.