Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What did the guy Zebra say to the girl Zebra?

Take ze bra off.

How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's the key to finding love?

Rohypnol

How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme ... pomme pomme ..."

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians

Sight Jokes More Sight Jokes

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

What's the difference between Bigfoot and a Mexican with a beard?

Bigfoot is occasionally sighted