What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

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What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke?

Yours.

Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?

For smoking in bed.

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What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

What do they do in West Virginia for Halloween?

Pump Kin

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How do you know ancient Egyptians were black?

Because they never dig up daddies.

What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

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What do u say?

SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you

What's that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Oh yeah. Imagination.

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What do you call a 16 year old black girl who has had a few abortions?

a crime fighter.

Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

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What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

Why did the 16 year old girl get pregnant?

She went to Jared.