What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

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What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

What do ducks smoke?

Qwack

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Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin

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What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

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Why are you crying?

me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack

What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?

GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!

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What's the difference between a 6 year old and a 16 year old?

Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.

Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

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What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

Why did the 16 year old girl get pregnant?

She went to Jared.