What do you call a turtle without its shell?

Dead.

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What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

Why did the shell not go to the beach?

Because he was self-CONCH-ious.

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What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

What did the snail say when he rode a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! I'll see myself out.