What do you call a turtle without its shell?

Dead.

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Why did the shell not go to the beach?

Because he was self-CONCH-ious.

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

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What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle?

Weeeeeeeeeeee

Where do you find a turtle with no legs?

right where you left it.