What do you call a turtle without its shell?

Dead.

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How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

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What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!

What did one turtle say to the other eel?

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