What do you call a turtle without its shell?

Dead.

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Why are linux geeks very introvertish ?

Because they never get out of their shell

Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

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Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?

a Snapping Turtle