What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle?

Weeeeeeeeeeee

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Why did the snail cross the road ?

It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

What did the slug say to the snail?

Would you like a copy of the big issue

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What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles?

A reptile dysfunction

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!