What did the slug say to the snail?

Would you like a copy of the big issue

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Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

What's a hipsters favorite season?

Summer, they like it before it's cool

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What did one snail say to the other?

Nothing. They were both decoys.

What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

The world's slowest vampire.

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Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

What do pirates use to copy files?

Yarrrrrsync!

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What happens when two snails fight?

A: They slug it out.

What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar?

Gimme a slug of whiskey.