What did the slug say to the snail?

Would you like a copy of the big issue

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Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

What do chemists say when they smell something that they don't like?

Pu

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What did the snail on the turtles back say?

WEEEEEEEEEE!

What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

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Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

How many copies can you make of a page without a copying machine?

Xero.

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What do you call an extroverted snail?

A slug

Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together?

Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether