What did the slug say to the snail?

Would you like a copy of the big issue

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What do chemists say when they smell something that they don't like?

Pu

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

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What did one snail say to the other?

Nothing. They were both decoys.

What did the snail on the turtles back say?

WEEEEEEEEEE!

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What's a Redditor's favorite food?

Copy pasta! I'm so sorry

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

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What happens when two snails fight?

A: They slug it out.

What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.