What did the slug say to the snail?

Would you like a copy of the big issue

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How does Jesus like his hotwings?

Tinder and Mild.

What do your mom and the Baltimore Police have in common?

They both like giving nickel rides to black men!

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What are snails trying to do?

Their best

Why arent there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?

Dead men sell no snails!

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How does Smaug copy files to a USB stick?

Dragon drop

Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?

A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.

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What did the slug say to the snail?

Would you like a copy of the big issue

What do you call an extroverted snail?

A slug