What do pirates use to copy files?

Yarrrrrsync!

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How did Christopher Columbus find India?

He used Apple Maps.

What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

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What do you call a black, seafaring plunderer?

Pirate. Unless you're a clever racist, then you might've said "nigarrr".

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

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What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

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What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

How was your paper?

Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew.