What do pirates use to copy files?

Yarrrrrsync!

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Why dont they use phone books in China?

Because they have so many Wing's and Wong's That they might Wing the Wong Numba!!!

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

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What do pirates of the 21st century wear?

An iPadth.

How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

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What file does a Knight store his music on?

A **MIDI**-val file.

What do you call a hard drive in a hydraulic press?

File compression

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How would you describe the woman who attacked you?

Describes mother* *Gets a copy of picture* *Gives it to mum as late birthday present*

What did the slug say to the snail?

Would you like a copy of the big issue