Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...
So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.
It's easy to turn on, and even though it's eleven, I still love her.
A buck an ear
Thanks for the gold kind stranger!
He puts down the three and carries the one.
With a cowculator.
Take them out their wheelchair.
They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!
The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"
