How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

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What's the difference between your mom and my computer?

I can still turn your mom on.

How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

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Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan?

The Pirates always lose.

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What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !

How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

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What's the hardest part of cooking vegetables?

Their wheelchairs

What is ez to cook?

CookEZ.

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What's a pirates favourite letter?

You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".

Why are pirates so bad at telling jokes?

Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there !'