What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !

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What's the only thing worse than asbestos?

Asworstos.

Why ever not?

The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!

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How are you doing in arithmetic ?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

Why couldn't the skeleton add 1 + 1?

Because he doesn't have a brain

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What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

What's not 50% off today?

Health insurance

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What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P

How does a Metal Wizard perform his spells?

He ChromeCasts. anDruid humor.

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What day do most mothers give birth?

Labor day.

What do you get when you put a tomato in your mothers shoe?

A spanking

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What do you call a cow that will go down in history?

Legendairy From my young daughter

What is the smallest book in history?

French War Victories.

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What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

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Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)

What is Pitbull's favorite restaurant?

Jason's Dale!