What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !

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What's the last thing they do to a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll before it leaves the factory?

Give it two test-tickles!

What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

Two test-tickles!

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Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586?

A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

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Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

What do you call a burger made from 50% beef and 50% veal?

Half Calf

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Why do men like BMWs?

Because they can spell it. LOL LOL

What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

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Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died?

Well, that's the edamame.

History Jokes More History Jokes

What are we gonna do with all this extra cocaine?

The previous sentence has never been spoken in the history of earth

What do you get if you cross history and a cow?

A moo-suem.

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What do you call 100 blacks buried up to their necks?

Afroturf.

When is 100 less than 99?

On a microwave.

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What is Pitbull's favorite restaurant?

Jason's Dale!

Where does Kylie Minogue get her kebabs?

Jason's Doner-Van