What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P

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Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

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Why was the student witch so bad at essays?

Because she couldn't spell properly.

How does it spell?

dg".

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What has a ring but no fingers?

The former owner of a Note 7

Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

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What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

What does the number 668 represent?

The of the Beast.

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What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P

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What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb?

A boomerang

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P