How many choir directors does it take to change a light bulb?

No one knows. No one ever watches the choir director.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call someone who knows one?

American.

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How does Donald Drumpf change a lightbulb?

He doesn't. He hires people with long fingers to do it for him.

What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors?

Ereptile dysfunction

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many feminists does it take to change a light-bulb?

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

How many blacks does it take to change a light bulb?

5/3. The same amount as for whites.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why did the pervert like to watch girls in their entrance hallways?

He was a foyer.

Why don't women wear watches?

Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove

Choir Director Jokes More Choir Director Jokes

How many choir directors does it take to change a light bulb?

No one knows. No one ever watches the choir director.

Why couldn't the choir director figure out whether Alison Brie was alto soprano?

Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her.