What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

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Programmer Jokes More Programmer Jokes

Why can't java programmers see well?

Because of the eclipse.

Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

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What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?

He cut all his fingers off !

What is red and hurts when you bite it?

A Brick.

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What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

Why did 6 and 8 dislike 7?

They thought 7 was pretty odd.

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What do you call a obese fortune teller?

A fortune teller, you FPHer!!!

Why are a good majority of Americans obese?

At least the food won't take away their rights. Do a little oppression of their own.

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What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women?

They don't work out.