What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women?

They don't work out.

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What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally?

A sic joke

Why do you see so many Bernie Posts on r/all?

Because supporters of other candidates are out working or voting.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why can't Helen Keller drive?

Because she's a woman

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women?

They don't work out.

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

What is my relationship?

Alex: No sorry tha- glares at wife I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex

Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue?

Because it's not going anywhere.

Obese People Jokes More Obese People Jokes

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women?

They don't work out.