Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue?

Because it's not going anywhere.

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What is my relationship?

Alex: No sorry tha- glares at wife I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex

What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

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Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue?

Because it's not going anywhere.

What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.

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Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.