The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.
A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.
hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !
It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.
A shot in the dark.
Two orthopaedists reading an electrocardiogram.
A Presbyterian is a Baptist who can read
Fo' chisel.
Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.
Are you my mother
Shine a torch in her ear!
Because she's really French, and the French have no GUTS!
A hexagon! -In collaboration with my kid sister.
Because they want us all under super-vision!
Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.
A favorite joke of my mother) The Q because is a big zero with a small tail.