What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

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What do sea mammals say when something happens against their kind?

Oh, the huge-manatee

Why US didn't attack India, after twin-tower incident, looking for terrorists ?

Because it didn't happen in 7/11

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Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

A: Catch.

How do you get a clarinet player to play louder?

A: You can't!

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

Why was the atom laughing?

Because part tickles.

How do cheese strings work?

I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work

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Why did the guy at the trainyard get struck by lightning?

He was an excellent conductor

What colour are my eyes?

Guy: 34C.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw away all of the W's.

How do you trap an elephant?

You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !

What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

Answer: There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on

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Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

Why do people with heart disease always lose at poker?

They have to take ACE inhibitors.

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How do you greet a three-headed monster?

Hi, hi, hi.

Why are giraffes' necks so long?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies.

Leper Jokes More Leper Jokes

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.