What did one leper say to another?

Got yer nose!

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How does the leper give directions?

It's straight ahead, just my finger".

What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

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What did one firefly say to the other ?

Got to glow now !

Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.