How does the leper give directions?

It's straight ahead, just my finger".

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Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

Why did the stupid racing car driver make ten pit stops during the Grand Prix?

He was asking for directions.

What would you say are your strengths?

Me: Words Him: Can you say more Me: More Him: Me: I'm also good at directions

Leper Jokes More Leper Jokes

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel