How does the leper give directions?

It's straight ahead, just my finger".

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Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

Why did the stutterer get shot in the ghetto?

He was asking for directions for the "k-k-k-mart."

Leper Jokes More Leper Jokes

What's the difference between a leper and a tree?

A tree has limbs.

What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.