How does the leper give directions?

It's straight ahead, just my finger".

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What do you call a reptile that's good with directions?

A Navigator

What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

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How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

What's the hardest part of breaking up with a leper ?

They always leave a piece of themselves behind.