How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

What's got four legs and one arm?

An attack dog in a preschool.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ?

Chimney Cricket !

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

What's the difference between my virginity and the Apple Airphones?

Losing my virginity wouldn't cost me as much.

How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

Leper Jokes More Leper Jokes

How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

Afford Jokes More Afford Jokes

Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary?

They couldn't afford it.

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

it was repossessed!