How could a leper afford a nice house?

What did the boy with no arms & legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

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What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

A: Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

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Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

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What do you call a leper in a hot tub?

Stew!

Why do ecologists like lepers?

Because they're biodegradable!

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Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

Why was that?

Caspar: She couldn't afford a dog.