How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

Why did Sally fall of the swingset?

She had no arms. BONUS JOKE: Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sally.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

Leper Jokes More Leper Jokes

Why do ecologists like lepers?

Because they're biodegradable!

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)

Afford Jokes More Afford Jokes

Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary?

They couldn't afford it.