How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What does an Italian... What does an Italian have when one arm is shorter than the other?

A speech impediment. AY!

How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

What was special about Three-Eyed Suzie?

She had no legs.

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

What costs you more the less you spend on it?

A divorce lawyer.

How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

Leper Jokes More Leper Jokes

What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

What did one leper say to another?

Got yer nose!

Afford Jokes More Afford Jokes

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

What is a double-wide salad?

It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad