What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

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So that he can sneak up on mice !

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.