What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

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Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

a porcupine

What do you get when you cross a tiger and a chicken?

Just the tiger

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What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common?

They both have their trunks in the front.

How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

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What did the elephant say to the horn-less rhino?

Rhino horn "

What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!