What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ?

An elephant with hiccups !

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

A: Elephants never forget.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What does Michael Jackson have in common with a second place racehorse?

They both came in a little behind.

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

Why do scuba-divers jump backwards into the water?

Because if they jumped forwards they'd still be in the boat.

Hiccup Jokes More Hiccup Jokes

What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck. ... with hiccups.

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?

A frog with hiccups !