Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?

A frog with hiccups !

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

one is plastic and dangerous for your kids to play with, the other holds your groceries

Whats the difference between a Pygmy and an Amazon?

Well, the Pygmy is a cunning runt...

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

What do you do for a frog with a belly ache?

Rubbit.

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Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

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What do Reddit and building a mile long fence have in common?

Post...repost.....repost....repost...repost...

What's the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!

Hiccup Jokes More Hiccup Jokes

What is a volcano?

A: A mountain with the hiccups.

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.