Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?

A frog with hiccups !

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Whats the similarity between a reddit user and a vulture?

Both are dead inside.

Whats a cab drivers favorite song?

Livin' on a fare!

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When is a car like a frog ?

When it's becing toad !

What do you do for a frog with a belly ache?

Rubbit.

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What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ?

An elephant with hiccups !

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

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What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?

A blonde parade!

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What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck. ... with hiccups.

What do you call a cup with a Confederate flag on it?

A Hiccup! Get it? Hick-cup?