Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?

A frog with hiccups !

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Whats the most common breakfast in Africa?

Ebola cereal!

Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

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What can be surmised from this?

A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig.

Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ?

A frog in a blender !

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

What does the janitor say when he jumps out of the closet?

supplies!!!!!!!!!!

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Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

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What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck. ... with hiccups.

What is a volcano?

A: A mountain with the hiccups.