Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?

A frog with hiccups !

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S Jokes More S Jokes

What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ?

In the croakroom !

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What do you call it when a rabbit tactfully jumps in front of a line?

A nice hare cut

What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in?

DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What do Reddit and building a mile long fence have in common?

Post...repost.....repost....repost...repost...

Hiccup Jokes More Hiccup Jokes

What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ?

An elephant with hiccups !

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?

A frog with hiccups !