What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a cow?

Cows are real.

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

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Why are there no mexican in the olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

Barb Wire Fence Jokes More Barb Wire Fence Jokes

What happened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

Attempt Jokes More Attempt Jokes

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe

Udder Disaster Jokes More Udder Disaster Jokes

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?

An udder disaster.