What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

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What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

A milkshake

What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

the Steaks are high."

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Why did Michael Bay jump off a bridge?

Cause Tony Scott did it first.

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

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What do you get when a cow jumps over a barbed-wire fence?

Udder destruction!

What happened to the cow who jumped over the barb wire fence?

Udder destruction

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What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

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What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?

An udder disaster.

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster