What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow say to the horse?

Mooooooo

What do you get if you cross history and a cow?

A moo-suem.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why are black people so good at jumping?

As developing children their knee grows.

Why do scuba divers jump off the boat backwards?

Because if they jumped forwards they'd still be in the boat.

Barb Wire Fence Jokes More Barb Wire Fence Jokes

What do you get when a cow jumps over a barbed-wire fence?

Udder destruction!

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

Attempt Jokes More Attempt Jokes

Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

Udder Disaster Jokes More Udder Disaster Jokes

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?

An udder disaster.