What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

A milkshake

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Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!

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Where is the safest place to be during an earthquake?

A: a hot air balloon #JonsSafetyTips #Safety #safetyTip #EarthquakeSafetyFacts

What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!"

Milkshake Jokes More Milkshake Jokes

What cows give each other when they meet?

A: A milkshake.

What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

A milkshake.