What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!

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What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker?

You want some beef

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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What do you get from a forgetful cow?

Milk of amnesia!

Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

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What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!