What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

ANSWER: Milk and honey.

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Why did the paedophilic bestialist not answer his name?

Because he was feeling a little horse.

How's Hillary's head?

He answers, "Well, she's no Monica!"

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What do you call an NBA Superstar who's first job was stocking milk?

Legen-dairy*

Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

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Why did the bees build the hive?

It's in their beehavior.

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

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What's the most common activity people do while wearing safety vests?

Reflect! I use this dadjoke on my pregnant wife every day when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest.. 'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things, especially car headlights!'

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

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What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!