What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

ANSWER: Milk and honey.

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What's your answer?

whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people

When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

is unwise, apparently.

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What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

How do you milk sheep?

A: With iPhone accessories.

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How do bees get to school ?

By school buzz !

What goes hum-choo hum choo?

A bee with a cold !

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What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?

Honey, why the wrong face

Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.

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What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

Why do cows lie down in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.