What goes hum-choo hum choo?

A bee with a cold !

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Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold?

The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad

What do you call two doctors with colds?

An ironic paradox.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

Why do bees hum ?

Because they've forgotten the words !

What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.

Choo Jokes More Choo Jokes

How do choo choo train go down many mountain?

It go "TOOT" then thomas Tank gives tug

When is a train being polite at dinner time?

When it choo's quietly.