What goes hum-choo hum choo?

A bee with a cold !

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What is the opposite of a cold front?

A warm back

What do you call a peanut with a cold?

Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honey combs!

What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30000 feet ?

A bee is an aeroplane !

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What goes hum-choo hum choo?

A bee with a cold !

When is a train being polite at dinner time?

When it choo's quietly.