What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

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How do you know?

My phone is turned off.

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

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What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying

Why did the cowboy get a miniature dachshund?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

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Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

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The 7th Panzer division

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What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying

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What would you call the Fantastic Four if Snoop Dogg joined the team?

The High Five

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

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What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

What did everyone do after the Super Bowl was over?

Watch the second half.

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What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

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What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!