What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

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What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

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He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."

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Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.

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They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

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What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

What do you call the 1 yard line at the Super Bowl?

A running play - Obviously...

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Because he is an x-boxer

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Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

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What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.