What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What's better than winning the Paralympics?

A: Having legs!

Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

Dallas Jokes More Dallas Jokes

How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

Why do so many dyslexic vegans move to Dallas?

For the Sallad

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

They might be cheetahs!

Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

Super Bowl Jokes More Super Bowl Jokes

How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl?

They'll tell you

What did Superman get at the supermarket?

A Super Bowl

Playstation Jokes More Playstation Jokes

Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life xD

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

Dallas Cowboys Fan Jokes More Dallas Cowboys Fan Jokes

How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.