What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

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uunnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg!

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Juan on Juan.

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You turn off your playstation.

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How many people do you have to kick out of their houses to have a World Cup?

Brazilians!

What do you call an Englishman in the World Cup final?

The referee