What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

Where do puppies go when they die?

Back into the microwave so I can get in another round.

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What is the worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's?

It never happens just once.

Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why will you never go hungry in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

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What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?

What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!