What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?

Very tired feet.

How do you stay hidden in the Desert?

Camal-Flage

Fun Joke Jokes More Fun Joke Jokes

What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!

What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?