A wet nose
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aww-tistic
Au.
Getting new shoes every week.
Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.
Cause shes terrible.
A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.
Back into the microwave so I can get in another round.
Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?
With a pitchfork
A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.
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Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more
A: RUFF!
Because they mess up the whole house !
A puppy.
If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.
What if my house burns down
A puppy nailed to 7 trees.
ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess
Well, It's not a purebread anymore.
Ever since I was a puppy!
A furtographer
Slush Puppies
Ruff
say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.
Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her
You stop feeding it.
A Petophile
flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.
Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."
When life's getting a little ruff ...I'll see myself out
An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!
He'd get it.
He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.
AU, get outta here!"
I am Root.
Kernel.
Because their knee grows.
Beef Jerky.
Sumday
A: HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!
In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)
Thanks for opening my mind.
She didn't want to litter
Littering.
Oops
God knows he's not a surgeon.