A wet nose
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aww-tistic
Au.
Getting new shoes every week.
Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.
Cause shes terrible.
A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.
Back into the microwave so I can get in another round.
Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?
With a pitchfork
A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.
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Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more
A: RUFF!
Because they mess up the whole house !
A puppy.
If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.
What if my house burns down
A puppy nailed to 7 trees.
ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess
Well, It's not a purebread anymore.
Ever since I was a puppy!
A furtographer
Slush Puppies
Ruff
say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.
Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her
You stop feeding it.
A Petophile
flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.
Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."
When life's getting a little ruff ...I'll see myself out
Au
Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.
An immigrant.**
Cause they're knee grows!
It's growing on them.
None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.
Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments
Kernel.
I am Root.
A completely rational fear.
You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.
No bad dad jokes.
The cut up peaness.
when you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.
A frog in the blender
