What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff

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What does a near-sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose

What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

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Where do the Baltimore Ravens sit?

On The Wire.

What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench?

One you sit on and the other is a park bench.

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What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Syria?

A map.

What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff

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Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.