What does train tracks and breast have in common?

They are both ment for boys but in the end it's the men who plays with them

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

What is the common trait between men and snow?

You don't know how many centimeters you'll get, neither how long will it last.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

What game do you play with a gospel choir?

Where's Whitey

End Jokes More End Jokes

What did the man say to the Formula 1 driver who nearly rear-ended him?

Thanks Verstappen.

What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team?

One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C

What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

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